Wallace Fennel

Excerpts from the To Do List of Wallace Fennel

• Move to California with Mom and Darrell
• Get down from the damn flagpole!
• Make friends with the cute blonde that cut me down from that damn flagpole
  (note: she's a marshmallow, y'all! And she saved me from the PCHers!)
• Show off my pimp juice in basketball
• Find out who's making me these awesome snickerdoodles
  (note: It was Veronica! Told you she was a marshmallow!)
• Try not to have nightmares about Mom and Mr. Mars dating
  .....
• Make that Jackie chick mine all mine
• Figure out who the creepy dude is that's been hanging around our place
  (note: He's my father. That is crazy.)
• Got to get away from Mom. Moving to Chicago with "Dad."
• Kick ass and take names in Chicago
• Whoa. Was doing well, Rashard messed it all up. Time to go back to Neptune.
• Get Vee's help in clearing my name after that whole Rashard incident
• Fall in love with a hot rich girl named Jackie Cook.
  (note: Scratch that: her name was Jackie, but she was actually a teenaged mother. Guess I'm single again, since she's back to New York.)
• Get a scholarship to Hearst to play some ball and study engineering
  .....
• Be more good-looking than my new roommate
• Watch while my roommate moons around over Vee. Ick.
• Study for engineering
  (note: whoops, forgot)
• Study for engineering
  (note: man, college is crazy)
• Contact some guy about getting a "study guide" for engineering
  (note: part of that item was NOT to get caught. Crap.)
• Drop basketball for a while to actually study engineering
  (note: whoo! I did it!)
• Back to kickin' ass and taking names at hoops
• Continue to watch Piz moon around over Veronica. Dude has no hope.
• Decide which Gilmore Girl I am. Man, you know I love the girl, but sometimes I think all I am is Veronica's romantic sounding board.
• Pick up a hot chick at a bar
• find a new fake ID
  (note: Sure glad Mr. Mars and Mom aren't talking anymore, otherwise I'd probably be in hot water for that.)
• Warn Veronica not to break Piz's heart
• Warn Veronica again not to break Piz's heart
• Build a model airplane! Fly a model airplane!
• Figure out who the creepy dude is who's stalking me
• Figure out what the hell "The Castle" is
• Beat the ever-loving crap out of Logan for beating up Piz. I've seen him put Veronica through a lot, but this is enough.
  (note: Man, since she won't let me do it, Vee better put him through hell)
• Help Veronica find out who made that sex tape of her and Piz
• Infiltrate The Castle
  (note: done, but, OW.)
  .....
• Continue being awesome forever and ever