Season Two, Mystery Arc 1 Spec

GRIM
Thus follows my nutty theory, which will either gain me much praise, or extreme mockery.

1. Who is (or are) the rapist(s)?
Moe.

1/2 point

2. What is the motivation behind the rapes?
Basically, he wants to set up Mercer, but I'm assuming the real issue is revenge. I'm kinda fuzzy on whether it's revenge on something Mercer did to Moe, but given that we had a lot of "It doesn't matter who gets hurt as long as I get payback" this season, I'm guessing it was someone else and Mercer is just a good substitute.

0 points

3. Will Logan and Veronica break up or make it through the episode?
Break up. And early.

1 point!

4. If someone dies, who will it be?
Landry.

0 points

5. How will Veronica solve the rape mystery?
I'm guessing she will find out either about the funky clock trick, or she will find out who pissed off Moe so much and how.

0 points

Bonus tiebreakers: Will Weevil appear in this episode? (No fair using IMDb) Will Backup?
Weevil: Sorry, I've looked at trailer caps, so I know this one.
Backup: I say yes.

0 points

total: 1.5 points, no tiebreaker points

FULFILLED

1. Who is (or are) the rapist(s)?
Moe, and at least one copycat.

1/2 point

2. What is the motivation behind the rapes?
Someone's power trip, making a point to a specific person or group by wielding power over random victims.

1 point!

3. Will Logan and Veronica break up or make it through the episode?
Yes, technically, but they'll still be on the verge of a breakup.

0 points

4. If someone dies, who will it be?
Landry or Mindy.

0 points

5. How will Veronica solve the rape mystery?
She'll team up with Tim and the information on his board.

0 points

Bonus tiebreakers: Will Weevil appear in this episode? (No fair using IMDb) Will Backup?
Weevil: yes. Backup: no.

2 tiebreaker points

total: 1.5 points, 2 tiebreaker points

FUNKY

1. Who is (or are) the rapist(s)?
Tim Foyle

0 points!

2. What is the motivation behind the rapes?
He was so devastated by Landry being a scumbag philanderer that he turned to rape. Or he was in love with Landry but in denial about it, so when he was spurned by Landry, he snapped and diverted his rage towards women.

0 points!

3. Will Logan and Veronica break up or make it through the episode?
Break up.

1 point!

4. If someone dies, who will it be?
Landry

0 points!

5. How will Veronica solve the rape mystery?
Whatever it was that she noticed on Tim's board will point her at him. She'll realize that she was targeted after she told him she had noticed something he hadn't. She'll confront him, he'll confess and try to kill her, then someone will have to save her. *sigh*

0 points!

Bonus tiebreakers: Will Weevil appear in this episode? (No fair using IMDb) Will Backup?
Weevil, yes. Maybe he'll save Veronica!

Backup, no.

2 tiebreaker points!

total: 1 point. 2 tiebreaker points. Sigh.

BEPPERGIRL

1. Who is (or are) the rapist(s)?
Moe under Tim.

1/2 point!

2. What is the motivation behind the rapes?
NEED HAIR.

Hee. 1/2 point!

3. Will Logan and Veronica break up or make it through the episode?
Break up.

1 point!

4. If someone dies, who will it be?
Parker

0 points!

5. How will Veronica solve the rape mystery?
Using her feminine wits and wiles.

Uhhh...0 points!

Bonus tiebreakers: Will Weevil appear in this episode? (No fair using IMDb) Will Backup?
Yes Weevil, no Backup.

2 tiebreaker points!

total: 2 points, 2 tiebreaker points

ALLITERATOR!

1. Who is (or are) the rapist(s)?
The rapist is...a zombified beaver! And no, that wasn't supposed to be capitalized, it's an actual beaver this time.

0 points!

2. What is the motivation behind the rapes?
Um, he likes to rape people? Seriously, that's the whole motivation right there.

Heh. All right, 1 point for you.

3. Will Logan and Veronica break up or make it through the episode?
Logan and Veronica will break up, then get back together, then break up, then get back together, then break up. Then they'll get back together, with a possibility that they'll break up as a cliffhanger.

1/4 point

4. If someone dies, who will it be?
Charlie Stone, who was the person who zombified the beaver in the first place. His creation will turn against him.

0 points!

5. How will Veronica solve the rape mystery?
By using the Orgasmatron 7000.

0 points!

Bonus tiebreakers: Will Weevil appear in this episode? (No fair using IMDb) Will Backup?
Weevil will appear, but only in a dream sequence. Backup will also appear in the dream sequence, but he'll be played by Bob Saget.

0 tiebreaker points!

total: 1.25 points, 0 tiebreaker. Oh, and a million points for making me laugh, but those don't count.

MARIBELLA
Eep, I almost forgot!

1. Who is (or are) the rapist(s)?
Mercer (I know he's been "proven" innocent, but I think it'd be an awesome twist.)

1 point!

2. What is the motivation behind the rapes?
To prove he could do it, maybe? Like, he can pull all this off w/o DNA or being caught...until now.

Um...1/2 point, although it's debatable, but I think you're close to the mark

3. Will Logan and Veronica break up or make it through the episode?
No, because Logan lied about being Mercer's alibi and Veronica hates him again (as it should be).

1/2 point -- not why they broke up, deduction of 1/2 point!

4. If someone dies, who will it be?
Keri Lynn Pratt (I've forgotten her character name, but for some reason her real name is stuck in my head)

0 points!

5. How will Veronica solve the rape mystery?
In her break-up fight with Logan, he reveals that he lied about Mexico and the whole thing unravels. The radio show WAS taped ahead of time, too, using caller voices from previous shows.

1/2 point -- it had to do with the radio show

Bonus tiebreakers: Will Weevil appear in this episode? (No fair using IMDb) Will Backup?
Yes to Weevil and no to Backup.

2 tiebreaker points!

total: 2.5, with an extra bonus later if you're the only one who called Mercer! 2 tiebreaker points

MISSKIWI

1. Who is (or are) the rapist(s)?
Moe!

1/2 point!

2. What is the motivation behind the rapes?
Something to do with Moe being twisted in Dr. Kinny's experiment.

1/2 point!

3. Will Logan and Veronica break up or make it through the episode?
Mm...they'll make it to the end, but barely.

0 points!

4. If someone dies, who will it be?
Landry bites it, setting up mystery #2.

0 points!

5. How will Veronica solve the rape mystery?
She will figure out that Moe's "alibi" for Parker's rape is no good.

1/4 point! Because it did have to do with the rapist's alibi for Parker's rape!

Bonus tiebreakers: Will Weevil appear in this episode? (No fair using IMDb) Will Backup?
Yes on both counts. Weevil and his keys will probably be useful in getting clues, and you always take Backup.

1 tiebreaker point!

total: 1.25 point, 1 tiebreaker point

INIGO

1. Who is (or are) the rapist(s)?
Meryl and Sully

0 points!

2. What is the motivation behind the rapes?
Meryl doesn't like sex with men. She prefers horses. Sex with men is too icky, so she helps Sully get laid because on his own, Sully couldn't find his way out of a paper bag. Meryl refused to use horsehair to stuff her upholstery efforts, so she gets an extra bonus. They all had long hair, right? Right?

0 points!

3. Will Logan and Veronica break up or make it through the episode?
They'll make it through, in fact, they will elope in the course of the episode by driving to Vegas. Three days later, they'll get an annulment based on Logan's refusal to have sex until Veronica allows him to handcuff her to the bed in a show of trust.

0 points!

4. If someone dies, who will it be?
Lamb will choke on a donut.

0 points!

5. How will Veronica solve the rape mystery?
Veronica will realise that San Franciscans really don't surf.

0 points!

Bonus tiebreakers: Will Weevil appear in this episode? (No fair using IMDb) Will Backup?
Weevil will not appear for he has taken the flirty girl from Criminology on a tour of the barrios of Southern California for first-hand research. Backup will appear, briefly, when Keith takes him to Selma for the stud fees. Ernesta and Julia are very excited that Selma has sobered up enough to realise that they're bitches, not winemakers.

0 points!

total: Hee hee hee. I love you. A million fake points, 0 real points.

CHRIS
1. Who is (or are) the rapist(s)?
Mercer

1 point! And no bonus for Maribella!

2. What is the motivation behind the rapes?
Revenge

0 points, although it's possible that it was revenge for, like, his mother being a whore or something

3. Will Logan and Veronica break up or make it through the episode?
Yes

Does. Not. Compute. 0 points because I don't know what you were saying yes to.

4. If someone dies, who will it be?
Landry

0 points

5. How will Veronica solve the rape mystery?
She will lure the rapist out.

0 points

Bonus tiebreakers: Will Weevil appear in this episode? (No fair using IMDb) Will Backup?
Weevil yes, backup no.

2 tiebreaker points!

total: 1 point, 2 tiebreaker points

WYK

1. Who is (or are) the rapist(s)?
Moe

1/2 point!

2. What is the motivation behind the rapes?
Andrew was probably only signed on for a certain number of episodes therefore he had to have done it.

0 points!

3. Will Logan and Veronica break up or make it through the episode?
Yes. Because as we all know, the show is all about them. They are soulmates.

0 points!

4. If someone dies, who will it be?
Moe.

0 points!

5. How will Veronica solve the rape mystery?
She will make use her P.I. skills.

1 point!

Bonus tiebreakers: Will Weevil appear in this episode? (No fair using IMDb) Will Backup?
Weevil - yes. Backup - no.

2 tiebreaker points!

total: 1.5 points, 2 tiebreaker points.

Point breakdown:

Inigo: 0, + million fake points
alliterator: 1.25, + million fake points
grim: 1.5 points
misskiwi: 2.25 points
funky: 3 points
fulfilled: 3.5 points
wyk: 3.5 points
BepperGirl: 4 points (sorry, I added wrong on yours the first time!)

And the only ones who got the actual rapist right...
Chris: 3 points
MARIBELLA! 4.5 points!


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