Kristen Bell's "Would You Rather..." on Reddit.

Reddit: July 25, 2013

Kristen Bell plays a game of "Would You Rather..." with people on Reddit.

(I put the Veronica Mars related posts first.)

IMKristenBell
Hi guys! Originally posted this in /r/funny (woops!) but wanted to post it in the right subreddit...

Let's play one of my favorite games, "Would You Rather... Kristen Bell Edition."

Why am I doing this? So you can win a (totally platonic) date with me by donating to a cause that is close to my heart, Invisible Children. https://www.prizeo.com/joinkristen
AND if you donate $50 you automatically win this cool Sloth T-shirt IC designed just for me :)

I have been to Central and East Africa numerous times to see first hand the amazing work that Invisible Children does on the ground. I've supported this organization from the beginning and have met and become friends with the people that Invisible Children's work has impacted. If you want to learn more, here's a quick VIDEO about how the LRA are killing elephants to fund their operations and what IC is doing to stop it. I love kids. I love elephants. Let's raise some money. Please go to https://www.prizeo.com/joinkristen and donate!

Now... let the "would you rathers" begin.

Proof: https://twitter.com/IMKristenBell/status/360462582148104194

Questions about Veronica Mars

VanessaL3000
Would you rather play Veronica Mars for the next 10 years or be carried around in Kristen Chenoweth's pocket for a day?

IMKristenBell
i want both of these things to happen. i couldnt possible choose.

PresidentRaggy
Would you rather die like Lucy Stillman or have the new VM movie never made?!

IMKristenBell
id die lucy stillmans death 1000 times to make the VM movie.

Survivor_BUFF
Forgetting that Veronica Mars would still be amazing if it were on the air today... Would you rather it was cancelled when it was or go on for another 4-6 seasons and everyone whine, "It's not as good as it used to be"?

IMKristenBell
hmm. hard one but id cancel while it was good i think.

loganecholls
Would you rather do a Veronica Mars Netflix series or a movie franchise?
please for the sake of the value of this username

IMKristenBell
hmmm can i do both?

gleiberkid
I don't think that's how the game works.

IMKristenBell
yikes. ok the movies then.

Biospider
With Veronica Mars financed through kickstarter, does not having a major studio constantly looking over everyone shoulders allow you guys to do things you couldn't get away with before?

IMKristenBell
YES. we still have to contend with trying to get PG13 rating though.

nohugbutton
Would you rather Veronica get another dog or a pony as a pet?

IMKristenBell
dogs make better companions :)

brbear
would you rather the veronica mars movie be made with all new characters (except veronica) or made with the old characters we love, but be a musical?

IMKristenBell
MUSCIAL!

n1ffuM
Would you rather spend all day stuck in an elevator with Clyde Oberholt or Dick Casablancas?

IMKristenBell
hahahaha probably clyde

drunkenly_comments
No reddit_post, I just love you. Looking forward to the Veronica Mars movie. Sláinte!

IMKristenBell
love you too :)

gjkooijman
Would you rather make Veronica Mars movies all your life or win an Oscar?

IMKristenBell
VM movies all the way.

detectivemars
would you rather see Veronica marry Piz or have her sell vacuum cleaners for a year

IMKristenBell
piz iz a good guy!!!

Mldmb41
Did you struggle with becoming RonMars again or was it like riding a bike?

IMKristenBell
like riding a bike :) (a really old bike)

n1ffuM
Would you rather be an 09'er or PCH'er?

IMKristenBell
PCHer baby!

Nicolopoliz
Would you rather be Veronica Mars for the rest of your life or be Elle Bishop for the rest of your life?

IMKristenBell
VM!!!

FansTurnOnYou
I just want to say I kicked in way more than I can afford for the Veronica Mars movie and I can't wait.

IMKristenBell
Well I hope u love it- we really tried hard to make it good and from all of us, THANK YOU so much for contributing and making it possible!!!!!!

vodka_and_glitter
This is the moment I've been waiting for and...I'm choking. I can't think of a good reddit_post so...Hi. I've always been a huge fan of yours! You are beautiful, hilarious, and so refreshing to see amongst so much of young Hollywood. Congrats to you and Dax on your daughter, I wish continued success and happiness to you all! Also, TEAM LEO :)

IMKristenBell
Yay team Leo!

alanis713
I pledged $1000 to VM for the LA premiere/after party reward because I have never been out West, love the show, and WHY NOT! One request, if at all possible, can we take a celebratory shot together at the after party? It would pretty much make my life!

IMKristenBell
Absolutely. Done and done. Thank u for making the movie possible. Xo

Questions about Sloths, Dax, and "Food"

IMKristenBell
I'll start, Would you rather open one of the safes or go on date with me?

Doesntmatterson
The two aren't mutually exclusive. Kristen Bell is in the safe.

IMKristenBell
whoa. #youforpresident

SkidmarkInMyUndies
Would you rather eat an iPhone or poop a pinecone?

IMKristenBell
hmm. i have a very strong lower GI so im pretty confident i could break down and pass a pinecone. pinecone all the way.

lastmarauder
Would you rather have a dragon or be a dragon?

IMKristenBell
have a dragon. which i do in my dreams every night when I AM Daenerys Stromborn of the house Targaryen.

Dinojeezus
Would you rather watch America's Got Talent or lick the inside of Dax's shoe?

IMKristenBell
AGT easily.

Doesntmatterson
Would you rather go on a date with Adam Brody or Don Cheadle?

IMKristenBell
whoa. thats a hard one. depends on my mood.

juicyfishtaco
Would you rather eat a sloth or work at Wal-mart?

IMKristenBell
this reddit_post is the worst reddit_post ive gotten in the history of my reddit experience. please dont make me answer.

NotAHotCheek
Would you rather ride a giant sloth, or give a ride to a baby sloth?

IMKristenBell
baby sloth FTW

ParrotDrumStickBitch
Would you rather eat Dax, or eat a sloth?
A baby sloth.

IMKristenBell
id rather kill myself.

good_or_deatheater
Would you rather only be able to eat pine needles for the rest of your life, or only be able to wear clothes made completely of pine needles for the rest of your life?

IMKristenBell
clothes i think. i have confidence my skin would thicken.

Hena18
Would you rather be handcuffed to Craig Ferguson for a year, or spend a year apart from Dax?

IMKristenBell
cuffed to fergy. id miss dax too much.

mistergnome
Would you rather take Geoff Peterson's job or have Bill Cosby serve you Jello anytime you want?

IMKristenBell
id take geoffs job. and fire him personally.

WebsterD
Would you rather own a chain of vegan fast food restaurants or have the ability to fly but only when you really had to pee?

IMKristenBell
id drink alot of water so i could always fly, id make cashish giving people fly rides, and OPEN UP a fast food vegan chain. boom.

Durham_Joe
Would you rather pilot a giant robot to battle aliens, or be able to transform into any type of vehicle you wanted at will?

IMKristenBell
transform into a vehicle for sure!

Dooplatypus
Would you rather have no eyebrows, or no hair? lol

IMKristenBell
no eyebrow- id fill em in

Robin__Sparkles_
Would you rather have 80's movie theme music playing everywhere you went for the rest of your life, or have Morgan Freeman's voice narrate everything you do for the rest of your life?

IMKristenBell
ooh morgan freeman...

brbear
would you rather live in a world where friendly giant gummy bears walk around, or in a world where hover boards exist?

IMKristenBell
hoverboards. giant anything scares me. im too small.

RobTalksInMaths
Would you rather win a lip-syncing competition or lose a singing competition?

IMKristenBell
whoa. thats a good one. id say lose the singing, at least i could say i tried and keep my dignity!

J_Kett
Would you rather have the hiccups for a year, or sneeze every 5 minutes for a year?

IMKristenBell
sneeze. a sneeze is a mini body orgasm. hiccups are the anti orgasm.

fivexfive
Would you rather snort every time you blink or always use the wrong form of "to/too/two" when writing?

IMKristenBell
i dont care enough about grammer and im confident my friends wouldnt judge me so id choose the latter.

KillerSpaz
Would you rather eat crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

IMKristenBell
smoooooth

xnerdyxrealistx
Would you rather have body hair like Chewbacca or no hair at all?

IMKristenBell
hairless i think. CA is too hot.

swallowbacca
Would you rather eat only desserts or only breakfasts for the rest of your life? (All health concerns aside, only based on deliciousness)

IMKristenBell
breakfasts. nothing better than sweet and savory mixed.

RobTalksInMaths
Would you rather live underwater for a year or live in outer space for a year?

IMKristenBell
underwater. id be a mermaid.

KennyEvil
Would you rather let all sloths go extinct on the proviso that you get to keep one who is immortal and will have full conversations with you or allow the sloths to live but you were never allowed to see one again either in person or in any other way?

IMKristenBell
this is a terrible/brililant reddit_post. im feeling selfish. guarantee me the ecosystem doesn't suffer b/c of lack of sloths and that every current sloth gets to love out its natural dying days and youve got yourself a deal. now give me my talking sloth.

jessosaurusrex
Would you rather live without photographs, or be without music?

IMKristenBell
id live without photographs. music is too important.

Our-Year
Would you rather have a loud chime go off every time you say your last name, or have a medium-volume fart sound effect happen whenever you say "Dax"?

Hi, I'm Kristen Bell *GONG!!* and this is my husband Dax *pffrt*

IMKristenBell
can i choose both?

J_Kett
Would you rather guest star on Parenthood or Game of Thrones?

IMKristenBell
GOT. sorry dax.

heathermarie93
Would you rather have your hands switched to dustpans or be sweating jam instead of sweat?

IMKristenBell
jam. id be close to peanut butter all the time and share myself with the world.

UnholyDemigod
Would you rather walk in on Dax taking a shit, or have him walk in on you taking a shit?

IMKristenBell
either. ive done both.

dead_line
Unexpected electric shock once a year/can only speak about yourself in the third person

IMKristenBell
hmm. third person. id would be awkward but hurt less.

detectivemars
would you rather save your own life or that of a hundred other people in exchange for yours?

IMKristenBell
save 100. each life is worth the same.

Hysterialess
Hi Kristen, greetings from France, loved you in Heroes/Veronica Mars, would you like to cuddle if i were a sloth ?

IMKristenBell
id be happy to!

fatpinkchicken
Would you rather jump in a ball pit filled with kittens or puppies?

IMKristenBell
PUPPIES!

SteveAM1
Would you rather have your wedding catered by Party Down or Valhalla?

IMKristenBell
valhalla for sure cuz they are so anal.

Lysdexics
Would you rather be able to speak all foreign languages fluently, or be able to talk to all animals?

IMKristenBell
ANIMALS.

jakegittes513
Would you rather listen to The Spinners "Rubberband Man" or The Four Tops "Reach Out I'll Be There"?

IMKristenBell
ooh thats hard. i think the spinners.

revdot
would you rather burp whole hardboiled eggs, or have to duct tape your eyes shut before you go to bed?

IMKristenBell
yikes. eyes i think? i dont want me breath to smell like eggs of any style.

whistlewhileyoutwerk
would you rather cry hot sauce, or sneeze pepper?

IMKristenBell
sneeze pepper. thats what a sneeze feels like anyway.

kyhle
Would you rather own one huge cuddly sloth or three tiny sloths?

and I CANNOT WAIT until the Veronica Mars movie!

IMKristenBell
one cuddly i think. i like a good strong squeeze.

Almyer
Would you rather; Live off of eating human hair for the rest of your life or, have all of your doubts and worries posted somewhere on the internet where people could comment on them.

IMKristenBell
i like food and honesty. so id choose doubts and fears. and id never go on the internet and see any comments.

GeauxOU
Would you rather divorce Dax and marry me or be thrown into a pit of vipers dieing an excruciatingly painful death that takes forever.

IMKristenBell
great reddit_post. id marry you.

charliemusgron
would you rather host SNL or have your own talk show?

IMKristenBell
SNL :)

brockle_snar
Would you rather spend one week with a sloth or a lifetime with a puppy who never ages?

IMKristenBell
a sloth. i LOVE dogs but puppies i can handle for about an hour before they bug me. i know thats not PC to say when you are an animal lover but its the gods honest truth.

Dogname
Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested?

IMKristenBell
cold showers. i LOVE Sleep.

SlapTheBacon
Would you rather have an extreme orgasm everytime you hear the word 'pancake,' or be irresistibly attracted to cantaloupes?

IMKristenBell
pancake. pancake. pancake.

USokhi
Would you rather wear the same outfit for the rest of your life, or have permanent "Cheezies" cheese dust on your fingers?

IMKristenBell
same outfit. unclean fingers drive me batty.

vahntitrio*
Would you rather be President of the United States, or the Queen of England?

Interpret this as being the face of the country and possessing actual power, or being the face of the country and possessing only symbolic power.

IMKristenBell
symbolic power. actual power is too much responsibility.

mango__reinhardt
would you rather be able to survive without water but always feel thirsty, or be able to survive without air but always feel short of breath.

IMKristenBell
thirsty. short of breath is awful.

darthty
Would you rather have a zoo with nothing but Sloth's or a zoo with every animal but Sloth?

IMKristenBell
all sloths. all the way.

kaj52213
Would you rather watch FRIENDS all day or How I Met Your Mother?

IMKristenBell
friends :)

lawlocost
Would you rather eat a slice a cheese pizza or a slice of pepperoni pizza?

IMKristenBell
cheese!

Chanzlyn
Would you rather live without peanut butter or live without candy?

IMKristenBell
whoa. thats a hard one. im gonna surprise myself an say id live without candy. the thought of losing peanut butter is too much.

last_to_know
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses, or 1 horse-sized duck?

IMKristenBell
100 duck sized horses.

scruther
Would you rather talk in riddles for a whole year or not be able to speak at all for a year?

IMKristenBell
id be silent. at least that way i wouldnt annoy myself.

iaacp
Would you rather me donate to Invisible Children, or ask you a reddit_post?

IMKristenBell
free will. your choice. or you could do both :)

thatguyfred
Would you rather smoke a joint or cigarette?

IMKristenBell
a joint!

synaesthetist
Would you rather stay awake for 72 hours or sleep for 72 hours?

IMKristenBell
sleep. i could sleep 72 no problem.

hansfriedee
would you rather marry me or just be life partners that never end up getting officially married but it's essentially the same and we still call each other husband and wife?

IMKristenBell
hahaha if we possessed the same rights id do either. but currrently married couples have over 1100 more rights than non married so lets tie the knot already.

Cab089
Would you rather be a tiny rhino or a large hamster?

IMKristenBell
tiny rhino all the way.

alysonisneat
Would you rather fart confetti or cry sprinkles? Things to consider: parties, mexican food, that Sarah McClaughclin song...

IMKristenBell
cry sprinkles. i dont need any more attention drawn to my gas.

Thepimpandthepriest
Would you rather end world hunger forever or watch a sloth get brutally decapitated?

IMKristenBell
do you realize how easy this reddit_post is?

Thepimpandthepriest
Whoops, I'm dumb. What I meant was would you end hunger or save a sloth from brutal decapitation.

IMKristenBell
this one is much harder than your first reddit_post.

beautifulunusual
Would you rather have a baby sloth that's cute and cuddly but has a bad temper, or an ugly hairless sloth that is as timid as a baby doe.

IMKristenBell
ugly hairless. i have a soft spot for ugly animals.

lamanta
Would you rather be single but wealthy and succesful or happily married but jobless and poor?

IMKristenBell
happily married for sure. its the most importnat thing.

mario09er*
Would you rather love bow tie on a guy or a normal tie? i'd like to know what to wear on our date;)

IMKristenBell
ooh any tie of a guy is great but i like a classic tie :)

lamanta
Would you rather be single but wealthy and succesful or happily married but jobless and poor?

IMKristenBell
happily married for sure. its the most importnat thing.

IAmTehRhino
Would you rather be rich and have everyone think you're poor, or be poor and have everyone think you're rich?

IMKristenBell
id rather be rich than poor but i dont give a hoot what everyone thinks i am.

bubububen
Would you rather live in NYC or in SF?

IMKristenBell
tough choice but i think NYC

neda14
Would you rather eat 20 marshmallows at once or 20 chocolate bars?

IMKristenBell
chocolate bars. but if both is an option id take it.

juicyfishtaco
Would you rather have Geoff Peterson be plugged into the outlet in your bedroom or have an octopus eat one of your feet?

IMKristenBell
whoa. are you high? id take geoff. i like to hike.

Hena18*
Would you rather take me as your date to the 4th estate or geoff peterson? PS I love you <3

IMKristenBell
you. all the way.

td27
Would you rather have a lifetime supply of maple syrup or dunk a basketball one time?

IMKristenBell
id take the maple syrup. and just lower the net.

neda14
Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with half a dozen vicious monkeys overnight or go bald for the rest of your life

IMKristenBell
bald. bald. bald.

SMChristian*
Would you rather do a costume drama (a la Downton Abbey), future world S/F (a la Blade Runner) or current world story (a la Lifeguard)?

IMKristenBell
hm future i think

SteveT3
Would you rather relax with a sweater tied around your neck or go to Magic Mountain?

IMKristenBell
oooh id relax with a sweater and some lemonade

PsyRockFan21*
Would you rather be stranded with five women and a lifetime supply of one kind of sandwich, or with one woman and a lifetime supply of 5 kinds of sandwiches?

IMKristenBell
5 sandwiches. 1 woman. more food, less gossip.

neda14
would you rather eat a full jar of mayo in 10 min or two bags of giant marshmallows in 10 min?

IMKristenBell
mashmallows all the way.

tha_snazzle
Would you rather have a sloth for a pet or that poor thing from the Yeasayer video?

IMKristenBell
id always take the one nobody else wanted

BrodyApproved
Would you rather eat a light bulb or a deer antler?

IMKristenBell
can i vitamix it first?

SMChristian
Would you rather have just woken up from a coma and missed the last 5 years (assume no change on the dax or baby front) or fall into a coma and miss the next 5 years. (lots of sleep either way! :) )

IMKristenBell
id miss the last 5. they were good but i have feeling the next 5 will be better :)

Ermahgerd_Rerded
Would you rather stay on Reddit doing this, or go outside?

IMKristenBell
im outside actually! so i dont even have to choose.

kordi9
Would you rather give a barefoot hobo a foot massage or be locked in a cage with a million bats flying around?

IMKristenBell
bats. i actually love bats.

martinlu
Would you rather eat bacon or cake for the rest of your life?

IMKristenBell
caaake

w00t_usernames
Would you rather ... Be jacking it in San Diego or Whoring yourself for a propaganda campaign?

So is this the emotional build up to a KONY 2013 fund-drive? "Won't someone please think of the Elephants?!" co-sponsored by P.E.T.A.?
You know what might help those children you love so much? Not going into their county and exploiting their resources for the benefit of corporations and rich individuals. Investing in and building infrastructure for communities to be self sufficient; education, clean water etc. Not more militaristic endeavours that are a part of the US AFRICOM shit.

Paul Ronan, who was in South Sudan and the CAR at the end of 2012, says that some of the media reports of massive killings of elephants by the LRA are clearly exaggerated, but that wildlife officials from the Garamba reserve in northern DRC, and escaped LRA abductees, say that the group has been killing elephants in Garamba on the orders of Kony and taking the ivory to his current base on the border of South Sudan and Darfur. Ronan believes the LRA does not have an established income from this, but may be using the ivory to reward Darfuri officials who are enabling them to remain in the region.

In a statement at the end of December CITES stated, with reference to the DRC, “The illegal killings of large number of elephants for their ivory are increasingly involving organised crime and in some cases well-armed rebel militias.” The LRA is blamed for some of the killings, but the finger is also being pointed at forces supposedly tracking down Kony.

http://africanarguments.org/2013/01/14/the-ivory-wars-how-poaching-in-central-africa-fuels-the-lra-and-janjaweed-%E2%80%93-by-keith-somerville/

IMKristenBell
you know what else helps? educating yourself. ICs main endeavor is creating awareness about, and building sustainable educational resources for Northerns Ugandans- and creating job opportunities in the wake of a 26 year long war they didnt deserve.

Drinky
Flight or Invisibility?

IMKristenBell
Invisibility!

johnthethird
Would you rather die of Starvation or Dehydration?

IMKristenBell
Dehydration- it's quicker

IMFrankSwason
Would you rather be on Naked & Afraid or Big Brother?

IMKristenBell
Naked and afraid FOR SURE

CelebornX
Would you rather give up cheese for the rest of your life or never be able to touch an animal again?

IMKristenBell
See ya later cheese!

bluebuckin
would you rather snort one crushed up altoid, or do a 1.5 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce imaginable?

IMKristenBell
Sorting an Altoid can't be that hard, right?

derezzer
Would you rather be famous or wealthy?

IMKristenBell
Wealthy.

ComatoseCookie
Would you rather have "My Heart Will Go On" be the only song you hear for the rest of your life or have a Pepsi logo tattooed to your forehead that you can't get removed?

IMKristenBell
Here comes the walking Pepsi billboard!

harakirii
Would you rather shit half a brick or shit a whole bottle?

IMKristenBell
I had a baby. A bottle would be cake.

sziders
would you rather: lick a public toilet seat or be like Buddy the Elf and eat chewed bubble gum off public items??

IMKristenBell
Gum. Totally gum.

snipermark91
Would you rather always know when somebody was lying or always get away with lying?

IMKristenBell
Lying makes me uncomfortable when I do it so I'd rather bust everyone else

widyanurul
Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?

IMKristenBell
Last laugh... It's way cooler

TheGeekGeneration
Would you rather have an intelligent, robotic, pet dog OR have a talking pet dragon??

IMKristenBell
Pet dragon. Khalessi bell.

Mmaf85
Would you rather pick your nose and eat it (a decent size booger) or lick the bottom of a homeless mans foot?

IMKristenBell
Booger. A least it's my own gross!

BuffyBlogs
If you had to give it up forever, would you choose broccoli or brussel sprouts?

IMKristenBell
Hard choice cuz i love both. probably Brussels. Broccoli is my lifeline.

BuffyBlogs
Me too, but I'd pick broccoli: Love Brussels way too much....garlic...butter...Parmesan... oh gosh, time for dinner!

IMKristenBell
Try roasting them in the oven with red grapes and walnuts (salt pepper and evoo) holy hell it's good

ssjvash
Would you rather eat a babyfood jar of someone else's grandpa's toenails (crushed up into a fine powder) or have a pizza made just for you in the shape of a heart?

IMKristenBell
For real? The pizza! Grandpa can keep his hangnails!

Cab089
Would you rather publish your diary or make a movie of your most embarrassing moment?

IMKristenBell
Embarrassing moment. For sure

Thimble
Would you rather all stray cats and dogs be instantly sterilized or discover a vegetable that tastes exactly like chicken or steak?

IMKristenBell
Dogs and cats. For sure. Im not even sure what Chicken or stake tastes like.

Aiwendil94
Would you rather let this Spanish girl tell you how much she loves you or just come to Spain? :)

IMKristenBell
Can I choose both?!

Opion8d
Would you rather lick Dax's foot after he's walked around all day in wool socks when it was 90 degrees out OR be cast as a grandma in a cheesy sitcom starring Tom Arnold as your grandchild?

IMKristenBell
Hahaha I'd actually love to play toms gramma!

Diegodiegorene
Would you rather cut off your tongue or cut off your thumbs?

IMKristenBell
Yikes. My thumbs. Yuck. Yuck and yikes.

Hena18
Would you rather never be able to cut your hair or never get a pedicure?

IMKristenBell
Never cut my hair. I love pedis

Aiwendil94
Would you rather spend a week in the forest on your own being attacked by bugs every night (but having a quiet and relaxing time) or going on a boring but safe business trip?

IMKristenBell
Bz trip. No bugs!

Hena18
Would you rather be 1 foot 5 inches tall or 15 feet tall?

IMKristenBell
1 ft 5 for sure. That's only a little taller than I am now.


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