Veronica Mars: We could never.
Lilly Kane: Fashion consulting Open Mon-Fri 9-5 Appointments by request
Aaron Echolls: His Name Was Aaron. He was just trying to be a better person. He did not succeed.
Lynn Echolls: Beloved mother, cheated-on wife On collagen and booze, floated through life Faced with the women her mate had screwed Floated no more, becoming fish food.
Meg Manning: Meg's dead, baby. Meg's dead.
Abel Koontz: Why, Abel, you're worth more dead than alive!
Sheriff Don Lamb: He's gone to see the wizard.
Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas: His name was Cassidy!
Felix Toombs: Hey, is this H-Town any good? I know my big brother lives there, but then again, he likes barbies!
Amelia DeLongpre: Her life deShortbe.
Katherine Wills: Where there's a Wills, there's a way...to die.
Stella Koontz: Stella! Hey, Stelllllaaaaaaaaaaa!
Amy Polk: Goodbye, Cleveland!
Marisol Reyes: No cameras, no grief counseling, no fountain. Being poor sucks.
Andrea Sims: She's now playing SimsAfterlife.
Woody Goodman: Neptune will be a cleaner, safer place without him.
Kendall Casablancas: A dame to die for.
Leslie Dumass: America's Next Top Corpse.
Hail Hell to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver man!
Cervando Perez: Now he's late/perished/expired.
David "Curly" Moran: Veonica Mars
Rhonda Landers: Pretty White Trash, noisome and brash. Gone in a flash in school bus crash.
Hank Fennel: He didn't live forever. Baby, remember his name.
Eduardo "Thumper" Orozco: We're sure he's crushed.
Marcos Oliveres: He walked the plank.
Gustavio "Reaper Gus" Toombs: Now that's irony, bitch.
Peter Ferrer: He may be dead, but he's still pretty.
Tommy "Lucky" Dohanic: You know how fat men are sometimes called "Tiny"?
Betina Marone: That's what you get for loving Dick (Casablancas).
Cormac Fitzpatrick: So much for brotherly love.
Kendall Shiflett: She was one of a kind and no one could ever take her place.
Apache: The best friend a boy plastic-deer-hating pyscho could have.
: $80 million and all I get is this lousy tombstone? Where's my mausoleum, Casey?
Dean Cyrus O'Dell: Now he's a Saint, elsewhere.
Mindy O'Dell: Femme fataled
Steven Batando: In case of organ requirement, break tombstone
Coach Tom Barry: