- Diaper Dandy (Words, Sayings, and Slogans)
"Hey. How's my diaper dandy? Here to get some extra work in?"
"Actually, Coach, I got this class that's killing me and I could drop it, change majors, but it's what I want to do for a living. Uh, I think I need to take the semester off. I'd be back by mid-season. I know you don't have to keep me on scholarship."
This is college sports commentator Dick Vitale's term for a sensational freshman basketball player. Wallace's coach certainly thinks he fits the bill, and though he doesn't wear diapers on the basketball court, let's hope Wallace was wearing a diaper when he was caught cheating on his mechanical engineering exam. Otherwise, the puddle he left on the floor would have been...not so dandy.
- 3.06 "Hi, Infidelity"