- Eli and Peyton Manning (Sports, Games and Toys, People)
"So, Dick, a rapist? Two in the same household? Possibly. Quarterbacks seem to run in the Manning family. I know Logan's always worried about being predestined for antisocial behavior."
What a couple of overachievers. Peyton Manning earned his bachelors' degree and Phi Beta Kappa honors (from the University of Tennessee) while managing to become the Southeastern Conference school's all-time leading passer. He was a number-one draft pick in 1998 and continues to serve as quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts. Not to be outdone, little brother Eli was a Dean's List scholar at the University of Mississippi, the number-one NFL draft pick in 2004, and starts each Sunday as quarterback for the New York Giants. Parents Archie and Olivia raised the pair with amazing values (or utilized experimental genetic engineering). The closest Dick Casablancas is getting to quarterback status is when he grabs change from a vending machine.
Veronica thinks it's not out of the realm of possibility that raping runs in the Casablancas family just like Q-Bing does in the Mannings.
- 3.04 "Charlie Don't Surf"