- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? (Words, Sayings, and Slogans)
"We're a frat. Why rape the cow when you're swimming in free milk?"
This old saying was used to discourage young women from giving their, ahem, "greatest gift" to men before marriage. Why would a man want to actually marry a woman when he can get laid without the hassle and commitment? Dick puts a twist on this when he tells Veronica that the Pi Sigs not only have no need to marry the women in order to get laid; they also don't need to rape them. There are plenty of girls who are perfectly willing to throw themselves at these guys, and if they're that desperate, they all probably deserve each other.
- 3.04 "Charlie Don't Surf"