- Hazing (Ideas and Concepts)
"It's a hazing thing. My sorority said I have to break in and steal a jock. The little underwear, not, like kidnap an athlete."
Hazing is a term for all the horrible things that organizations, specifically college Greek ones, supposedly do to their pledges. It can include innocent things like quizzes about the organization's history, a scavenger hunt that must be completed, or having to carry a pledge book or wear a pledge pin. This isn't the hazing that makes the headlines, though. The darker side can include being forced to drink an obscene amount of liquor, having to pretend to be…pleasured by a basketball, or being beaten and verbally humiliated in front of the group. My question is why would you want to be in a group that wants to watch you literally get off on a piece of sporting equipment? Another question: who thought this crap up in the first place?
- 3.03 "Wichita Linebacker"