- "Car Wash" (Music)
"And now I'm working at the car wash, which, as it turns out, is not as fun as the song might sound."
*clap* *clap* *clap clapclapclap clap*
(Hey, get your car washed today)
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)
Poor Weevil. Everyone has more fun at car washes than he does. Lilly and Veronica did. Rose Royce, who sang this upbeat, danceable song in 1975, did. The people who go home with shiny, clean cars do. But Weevil? Not so much. He's stuck doing overtime because of an idiotic co-worker, he can't leave because his boss is a tyrant, and to top it all off, he's got to deal with spoiled bitches like... Well, at least he got to see Veronica again. That's a plus, right?
- 3.03 "Wichita Linebacker"