- Pell Grant (Things)
"Kurt, we'll figure out another way. I've got the whole Pell Grant thing figured out, and your grades are great."
This is a federal scholarship that the U.S. government awards to college students based purely on financial need. The amount of the grant varies from a few hundred dollars up to about four thousand dollars, while the average cost for one year of college in 2003 was almost fourteen thousand dollars for a public university and thirty thousand at a private university. It's not fuzzy math, President Bush. College students can't afford college anymore. Trish tries to assure Kurt that the Pell Grant will sustain him if he's kicked off the football team.
- 3.03 "Wichita Linebacker"