- Unibrow (Things)
"She's a great writer, but can you see her blending in at a sorority? They're not big on Doc Martens and unibrows."
Clunky boots with comfortable soles and yellow stitching around the sole? You've got yourself a pair of Docs, popular with German housewives and skinhead punks alike since 1947. One single eyebrow that goes on and on and on? You've got a unibrow, indicative of a lack of plucking, waxing, or threading that pesky hair between the eyebrows (and, more than likely, a lack of any care given to the eyebrows, period). Neither one would endear a girl, talented or not, to a sorority, unless it was in a "Hi! You're, like, totally our new project and we're, like, totally not going to let you keep looking so, like, horrendous!!" kind of way.
- 3.02 "My Big Fat Greek Rush Week"