- Arnold Schwarzenegger (People)
"It was enough of a struggle getting you into Hearst. How do you think he managed it?"
"Well, his mom remarried Schwarzenegger's business manager. I'm sure a call from the governor can get you into most colleges in the state."
One has to wonder what, exactly, the business manager of California's illustrious Governator would have to say to get a phone call to recommend Dick to... any institution, really. Could there be a scandal in the works? Something that the business manager has the power to cover up? And why would getting Dick into college be important enough to use one of those blackmail cards? Shouldn't they be saved for something bigger?
- 3.01 "Welcome Wagon"
- Who's Who bio: Arnold Schwarzenegger