- Kung Fu (TV)
"Ooooh, Grasshopper too slow for Kung-Fu Master. If you can take the flask out of my hand then you will be new master."
Ooooh, young reader. Too young to remember Kwai Chang Caine. His mentor blind Master Po. Called Caine Glasshoppa. Taught him ways of Shaolin monk. Caine killed and fled China to old west. Searched for half-brother many years. On journey, many to help. Hands and feet deadly weapons. Much philosophizing. Duncan has been blind but now sees with drug-free eyes. Duncan tempts another insect called Logan.
- 1.03 "Meet John Smith"