- America's Funniest Home Videos (TV)
"So we get the idea to make it onto America's Funniest Home Videos with this fake shark plan."
Warning: rant follows. Why, God, why? Why did you invent cheap reality television? Why did you make people like it and networks make huge profits from it? When did entertainment become any idiot with a camera and quality drama something that had to struggle to survive? /Rant. AFHV shows people's home movies. It's on prime-time television. A lot of people watch it. The networks get rich on it because there are no writers or actors or directors or producers showing their talent to be paid. Just people like Duncan and Troy, faking a shark attack.
- 1.03 "Meet John Smith"