- "These Boots Were Made For Walking" (Music)
"Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction."
"Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots."
Although this classic girl-power song was originally recorded by Nancy Sinatra, Logan's probably more interested in Jessica Simpson's, uh, cover (or lack thereof, having seen the Daisy Duke shorts in the music video) than he is in the original. Who could blame him, though? For all her lack of brains, she's got an enviable bottom.
- 1.07 "The Girl Next Door"