- Greene's Guides to Educational Planning: Making It Into a Top College: 10 Steps to Gaining Admission to Selective Colleges and Universities (Literature)
"So. Is this one any good?"
"Umm, I, uh, I don't know, I haven't read it."
"Yeah. Most of these college guides are pretty unreadable."
Wanda risks the wrath of the Greenes, purveyors of advice for the masses on how to get into the best universities. Somebody on the crew must have had a copy on their bookshelf, because this 2000 best-seller is now hard to find new, although secondhand copies are abundant. Promising to take the mystery out of the college admission process with its ten-step program, it has to make you wonder: if it's that easy, why isn't everybody isn't Stanford/Harvard/Yale/Williams/wherever?
- 1.06 "Return of the Kane"