- Donkey shows (Things)
"Let's see. From, uh, eight to nine, we brainstormed on how to overthrow Kim Jong Il. From nine to ten, we deleted the records of the black voters of Florida. After that it was, uh, yeah, it was all donkey shows."
Kim Jong Il is the dictator of North Korea, brilliantly parodied in Team America. In the 2000 Presidential election, Florida was the site of many controversies, including one accusation that votes from black voters were deleted, though this may have been an urban legend. Oh, and donkey shows are a show which involves a donkey and a young woman, uh, doing something together. Just watch Clerks 2, okay? Troy was apparently very busy in his trip to Mexico to achieve all that, although one wonders exactly how long a donkey show lasts.
- 1.05 "You Think You Know Somebody"
"Us bad boys usually love Mexico, but, uh, I was feeling a little reformed. I don't even think Mercer surfs, and I always feel bad about those poor donkeys."
What is it with Veronica's boyfriends having an obsession with donkey shows in Mexico? Is it a prerequisite? First Troy and now Logan insist on talking about those lovely performances in which a woman and a donkey share some intimate moments. At least Logan shows some compassion, but should he really be more worried about the donkeys than the victimized women?! It's an injustice! People should be fighting for their rights! Who, me? Well, I would, but I have a softball game tonight.
- 3.03 "Wichita Linebacker"
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