- Bill Clinton (People)
"So now it comes out. Meg was one of those Britney Spears virgins, huh. And you were her noble Justin, just keeping it all on the down low."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Britney Spears is, unfortunately, a famous singer who was supposedly a virgin at the beginning of her career. She dated another singer, Justin Timberlake, who is the stud Britney claims "deflowered" her. Justin kept her secret safe until she revealed it during an interview, and Duncan suggests that Cole fulfilled the same role for Meg. Cole, the lying jerk, protests, using the same line former President Bill Clinton used to deny his affair with Monica Lewinsky. Turns out Clinton really was having an affair with Monica, so Cole is implying that he and Meg really did the deed. Lying jerk. Did I say that already?
- 1.08 "Like a Virgin"