- Pride and Prejudice (Literature)
"So, how you doing?"
"Awful. No matter how many schools I get kicked out of, I can't seem to escape this thing. Six-hundred pages of pasty white chicks cat-fighting over some stick-up-his-butt dude's prospects."
"This thing" is Jane Austen's classic novel Pride and Prejudice. Published in 1813, it's a funny, romantic story about courtship and marriage, and most people love it. But Jackie tells Wallace she'd prefer not read it again. Veronica Mars fans must be as obsessed about Pride and Prejudice as they are our beloved girl-detective — after Jackie's comments, posters on several Internet fansites called for her immediate beheading.
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