- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Movies)
"I'm here to tempt you, Aaron."
"Well, mission accomplished. Or should I say, 'With what'?"
"Huge tracts of land? More action than I can handle?"
She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got...huge tracts of land...and Kendall uses them, adjusting her zippered shirt accordingly, to separate Aaron from his money. How much more appropriate would it have been if she opened with "Wi nøt invest in høldings in Sweden this yær"? That's a county where big freakin' knockers can stand proud. This entry, like the film it and the VM writers lovingly honor, is brought to you by Ralph the Wonder Llama, six Venezuelan Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, fourteen North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, and 76,000 Battery Llamas from 'Llama Fresh Farms Ltd' near Paraguay. And the swallow who is taking time off from calculating his average unladen airspeed velocity to discover his
- 2.15 "The Quick and the Wed"