- Carol Channing (People)
"I should get my autograph book. Carol Channing's still alive, isn't she?"
Who would have thought that Keith and Logan actually have something in common other than loving Veronica? Always one to surprise, Keith reveals an as yet unknown interest in more mature women when he expresses his desire of getting Broadway star Carol Channing's autograph. Sadly enough, the raspy-voiced octogenarian, who is most famous for successfully playing the leading roles in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and Hello, Dolly before Marilyn Monroe and Babra Streisand did, will likely not succumb to Keith's considerable charms, as she is already quite taken with the man who used to be her high school sweetheart — and really, who would want to repeat that experience, even for an Oscar winner?
- 2.22 "Not Pictured"
- Who's Who bio: Carol Channing