- Søren Kierkegaard (People)
"Hey, my pro-fros. Fun party, huh?"
"Not bad. I actually talked to a cute girl about Kierkegaard. Made me wish I knew something about Kierkegaard."
See comments on Heidegger. Wallace, if you meet a girl at a party who only wants to talk about 19th-century Danish philosophers, back away slowly. No matter how cute she is, if she doesn't have a life outside of class, do you really think she could be the love of your life?
- 2.16 "The Rapes of Graff"
- Who's Who bio: Søren Kierkegaard