- Bessie the Cow (Characters)
"You wanna go back to playing grab-ass with cheerleaders that have just mastered missionary? See ya. You want things to keep going the way they've been going, I'm gonna need a few things."
"I'm sorry, 'see ya' was option A? Bessie, when the milk stops being free, I stop drinking it."
Sugar-boy-toys are a rare breed indeed as even Logan rejects the idea of paying for sex with Kendall. It's all so tawdry, so shame on the boy for insulting Bessie the Cow. Bessie, also known as Elsie or Flossie the Cow, began life as a cartoon character for medical journal advertising in the 1930s. Wholesome and homely, she later became the symbol for Borden Dairy products; if you will, the poster cow. She is not to be confused with Polter-Cow. He's not wholesome.
- 2.07 "Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner"
- Who's Who bio: Bessie