- Adam and Eve (Religion, Folklore, and Urban Legends)
"There's a video taken right here in this very room of us Adam-and-Eve style, getting familiar."
Once upon a time, there was a man and a woman. Wait, let me start over: there was the FIRST man and the FIRST woman. Once Adam had a playmate in the Garden of Eden (where they lived as nudists!), he couldn't figure out quite what to do with her. A friendly and helpful serpent came along — oh, wait, I'm being told that he was the Devil in disguise. Well, anyway, the serpent/Devil came and suggested Eve eat fruit from the Forbidden Tree of Knowledge, so she did. Adam followed suit, and BLAMMO! Chicks get blamed for ruining everything! Or, uh, both Adam and Eve recognized their nudity as sin, and they were banished from The Garden to live as farmers. Either way, the story does not have a happy ending. Sadly for Piz and Veronica, their Adam and Eve costume party was broadcast over the Internet. And we hear there was even a snake involved.
- 3.20 "The Bitch Is Back"