- Spam (Organizations, Companies, and Products)
"They talked about Spam."
Egg and Spam. Egg, bacon, and Spam. Egg, sausage, and Spam. Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon, Spam, Spam, and Spam. These are just a few of the tantalizing breakfast foods featured in the 1970 Monty Python sketch that had Anthony Martin giggling while Dean Cyrus O'Dell turned cold in an office not twenty minutes away. Processed meat is great and all (especially when it's always shaped in such a perfect little curved rectangle!), and nobody ever said the British weren't the ultimate masters of wacko comedy, but Anthony? Next time, instead of drunkenly hurrying home to guffaw at the telly, call the effing police when you hear a gunshot.
- 3.12 "There's Got To Be A Morning After Pill"