- South Beach (TV)
"There's no way you're working that hard. You heard me coming and turned off South Beach, didn't you?"
Whoa there, Veronica! Is there really any need to quite so insulting? As if Keith Mars, who may never have been cool but who was always smart, would be caught dead watching such drivel. As described by Phil Gallo on Variety.com, it comprised ludicrous plots, inane dialogue and pitiful characters squeezed between glamour shots of southern Florida. UPN pulled it after eight episodes, which was sadly after its role as lead-in to Veronica Mars led to a plunge in the latter's ratings.
- 2.19 "Nevermind the Buttocks"