- Harper's Bazaar (Literature)
"I come home after a hard day at work, and there you are, lounging with your bonbons and your Harper's Bazaar."
Long-running fashion magazine and friend to bored housewives across the United States and the UK, Bazaar is purported to be a sophisticated resource for American style. However, its most notable cover of late featured a very naked and very pregnant Britney Spears. Well, better to think of that than as a shameless plug for Bazaar's publisher: the Hearst Corporation.
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