- Keith Richards (People)
"Play your cards right...the floor."
"Keith Richards wouldn't sleep on the floor."
Keith Richards is (still) a member of the 1960s rock band, the Rolling Stones. The everlasting Richards is known for his excellent songwriting (he's cowritten virtually every Stones song with Mick Jagger) and innovative guitar sounds, as well as rocking as hard in his sixties as he did in his twenties. He's also become rather famous as being one of Johnny Depp's inspirations for the campy pirate Capt. Jack Sparrow. Richards looks bitchin' in eyeliner, but has enough taste not to sleep on the floor, probably ever.
- 3.07 "Of Vice and Men"