Author of Pride and Prejudice. She wrote romantic comedies laced with satire of and insight into class warfare and gender roles, but because human nature has changed so much in two hundred years, her work clearly has absolutely no relevance to our lives today. At least according to people who name-drop Burroughs. Dissing Austen is a good excuse for the fans to hate Jackie in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang" and for Veronica to pour beer on a frat boy in 2.16 "The Rapes of Graff."
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