Paris Hilton


Uh...um...well? What would you call her? Actress? Nah, as any viewing of House of Wax, and Veronica's nightmares thereafter, will testify. Carmen cites her as a downloadable national joke. I think that should be international, honey. Galactic, even. If one had any doubt of the extent to which Paris endeared herself to the creators of Veronica Mars when she "guest starred" in 1.02 "Credit Where Credit's Due", let it be dispelled. The writers have spoken and, oooo, BURN!!! Paris is always a joke and no exceptions are made in 1.20 "M.A.D." or 2.18 "I Am God."

-Inigo
Bio as of 2.18 "I Am God"
All bios: 2.18 1.20


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