Luke
"I wanted to get pumped for Varsity baseball. I was... pretty much down for whatever."
"Including shrunken testicles and acne scars. Well, speaking for the women of America — Good plan!"
Not new to bringing back the odd substance from over the border, Luke's grand plan to build muscle (in places other than his head) by smuggling steroids went awry when Troy pinched the booty. Starring in Run Luke Run, his nifty footwork, the sale of his beloved Barry Bonds' ball and Veronica's services all contributed to his continued ability to walk onto the diamond, although whether he can pinch hit is still anybody's guess.
-Inigo
Bio as of 1.21 "A Trip to the Dentist"All bios: 1.21 1.05
Sam Huntington plays Luke.