Corny "Douglas"

Hey, Mr. Deejay, put a record on
I want to dance with my babyget revenge on my BFF's lady

Corny is an artist, a stoner, and friend of Veronica's. While every artist likes to experiment with a variety of media, Corny takes it to the extreme and includes things like bongs, explosives, and remote control detonators in his works of art. Dude, where's my custom-made, exploding, non-phallic bong? He also stays cool in the face of police dogs, even with a bag of weed stuffed down his pants. Now that's the kind of stoner we here at MI.net admire. Even if his real name is Douglas.

Corny loves and adores Veronica enough to nominate her for Homecoming Queen. Would he have played her Very Special Request as deejay at the Homecoming Dance?