Corny "Douglas"

"I make these killer brownies. The secret: it's all in the butter."

Shake it up now. Shake it up now. Come on, shake it up now.

Corny is an artistic stoner friend of Veronica's. While every artist likes to experiment with a variety of media, Corny takes it to the extreme and includes things like bongs, explosives, and remote control detonators in his works of art. Dude, where's my custom-made, exploding, non-phallic bong? He also stays cool in the face of police dogs, even with a bag of weed stuffed down his pants. Now that's the kind of stoner we here at admire. Even if his real name is Douglas.

Corny loves and adores Veronica enough to nominate her for Homecoming Queen. As further proof of his adoration, when someone begins robbing the pizza delivery boys, Corny agrees to be Veronica's [removed by the FCC for indecency] bait...hmmm. That kinda gives the lyrics to that song a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

A fan of anything beginning with Alterna-, Corny decides to attend Logan's prom and offers to bring dessert. Apparently, the secret to the special brownies is...butter?

-funky-donut, wyk
Bio as of 2.20 "Look Who's Stalking"
All bios: 2.20 2.14 2.05 1.18 1.01

Jonathan Chesner plays Corny "Douglas".

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