"Consider this a warning. Next time, I'm keeping it and you'll just have to gossip with your friends with two cans and string."
Illustrious teacher of the mentally taxing class known as study hall, Mr. Wu kicks it old school. He believes in confiscating cell phones, forcing teenagers to communicate with soup cans, and jabbing out the eyes of anybody who pisses him off. Oh, wait, that's Old Testament. Well, whatever. Wu woos us all with his dispassionate humor, which has gotta count for something. W00t!
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Martin Yu plays Mr. Wu.