"Well, they got one less guy to torture in hell night."
"Any chance you'd reconsider that? I'm sorry. That's crazy. That's way too much to ask."
"It's not. I can do it."
Excerpts from the To Do List of Wallace Fennel
- Move to California with Mom and Darrell
- Get down from the damn flagpole!
- Make friends with the cute blonde that cut me down from that damn flagpole
(note: she's a marshmallow, y'all! And she saved me from the PCHers!)
- Show off my pimp juice in basketball
- Find out who's making me these awesome snickerdoodles
(note: It was Veronica! Told you she was a marshmallow!)
- Try not to have nightmares about Mom and Mr. Mars dating
- Make that Jackie chick mine all mine
- Figure out who the creepy dude is that's been hanging around our place
(note: He's my father. That is crazy.)
- Got to get away from Mom. Moving to Chicago with "Dad."
- Kick ass and take names in Chicago
- Whoa. Was doing well, Rashard messed it all up. Time to go back to Neptune.
- Get Vee's help in clearing my name after that whole Rashard incident
- Fall in love with a hot rich girl named Jackie Cook.
(note: Scratch that: her name was Jackie, but she was actually a teenaged mother. Guess I'm single again, since she's back to New York.)
- Get a scholarship to Hearst to play some ball and study engineering
- Be more good-looking than my new roommate
- Watch while my roommate moons around over Vee. Ick.
- Study for engineering
(note: whoops, forgot)
- Study for engineering
(note: man, college is crazy)
- Contact some guy about getting a "study guide" for engineering
(note: part of that item was NOT to get caught. Crap.)
- Drop basketball for a while to actually study engineering
(note: whoo! I did it!)
- Back to kickin' ass and taking names at hoops
- Continue to watch Piz moon around over Veronica. Dude has no hope.
- Decide which Gilmore Girl I am. Man, you know I love the girl, but sometimes I think all I am is Veronica's romantic sounding board.
- Pick up a hot chick at a bar
- find a new fake ID
(note: Sure glad Mr. Mars and Mom aren't talking anymore, otherwise I'd probably be in hot water for that.)
- Warn Veronica not to break Piz's heart
- Warn Veronica again not to break Piz's heart
- Build a model airplane! Fly a model airplane!
- Figure out who the creepy dude is who's stalking me
- Figure out what the hell "The Castle" is
- Beat the ever-loving crap out of Logan for beating up Piz. I've seen him put Veronica through a lot, but this is enough.
(note: Man, since she won't let me do it, Vee better put him through hell)
- Help Veronica find out who made that sex tape of her and Piz
- Infiltrate The Castle
(note: done, but, OW.)
- Continue being awesome forever and ever
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Percy Daggs III plays Wallace Fennel.