Mel Stoltz

"You know what I liked best about my days here at Hearst?"
"A quality education?"
"No. It was hanging out on the front porch of my frat, watching the girls go by, drinking beer."

He's a wealthy Hearst alum and former fraternity brother. With a cigar as fat as his wallet, Mel hints to Cyrus that should Hearst drop the Greeks, he'll drop his generous endowment. What the man lacks in subtlety, he more than makes up in wads of cash and cigar smoke.

-bethgee, starxdsparrow
Bio as of 3.09 "Spit & Eggs"
All bios: 3.13 3.09

Jeremy Roberts plays Mel Stoltz.


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