"Got me through a course last year, and a hard one."
"You're a P.E. major."
"Please. Kinesiology."

The Last Temptation of Wallace

Scene 1: Wallace wants to do the right thing and sacrifice his pleasures to be a dedicated student and the very picture of diligence as he strives to meet Hearst's rigorous academic standards in Mechanical Engineering. The devil, in the guise of a basketball jock, calls on En Vogue to show Wallace how much better a life of fun and parties would be.

Scene 2: With popcorn, The Hills Have Eyes, and a couple of temptresses, the devil leads Wallace down the path of evil. To solidify his hold on our flawed saint, the devil shows Wallace the easy way to pass Mechanical Engineering, thereby causing him to reject salvation.

Bio as of 3.05 "President Evil"
All bios: 3.14 3.13 3.06 3.05

Robert Ri'Chard plays Mason.

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