
Professor Hank Landry
"Tim. Of course. It's always Tim."
Young teacher, the subject
Of Hearst girls' fantasies
They want him, so badly;
He's boffing Mrs. Dean
New term now, star pupil
Much swifter than his last
She charms him, outwits him
Intro to Crim.'s the class
Her paper, on murders
Earns an "A" for our girl
V. plans the perfect killing
A note: "Goodbye, cruel world!"
He's gotten, so sloppy
His tryst's an open page
Keith tattles, Cy's rattled
Goes to exert his rage
Things just don't, add up now
Pay-per-view on the screen
It's Kiss, Kiss for Mindy
But Bang, Bang for the dean.
His cell phone, was bugged and
We know the why and how
Blood-soaked clothes, hidden by Tim
This case is over now.
For Tim was obsessive
He loved his mentor so.
But Landry, dismissive,
Sunk Tim's plans where to go.
Tim framed Hank for vengeance
Dispatched the dean with ease
Hank's future...overboard
Just like his red-head squeeze.
Don't Tim, don't Tim, don't frame me with a glove
Don't Tim, don't Tim, destroy me with your love
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Patrick Fabian plays Professor Hank Landry.